2006 Legacy: The “Smack That” Akon
Akon is still using the high-pitched voice, and it’s still working. He’s the king of the 2006 club scene. Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2006 Legacy: The “Smack That” Akon
2006 Legacy: Best Alternative Music Album
Why Get Behind Me Satan by The White Stripes? Because Jack White and a marimba are apparently more “Alternative” than anything else on Earth. Part… Read More »2006 Legacy: Best Alternative Music Album
2005 Vintage: The Mirror
I’m “reflecting” on my first vlog. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Vintage: The “Cry Me a River” Drama
Why was Justin Timberlake so sad? Because he brought 2000s “sad-boy” energy to the beach, making us all rethink our denim-on-denim outfits. Part of the… Read More »2003 Vintage: The “Cry Me a River” Drama
2003 Archive: The PlayStation 2
A guy says his PS2 is his best friend. The bartender says, “At least it doesn’t talk back.” Part of the 69 Bar Jokes: The… Read More »2003 Archive: The PlayStation 2
2002 Vintage: Worst Actor
Why Roberto Benigni? For proving that “wooden” acting is literal when you’re playing Pinocchio at an age where you should be collecting a pension. Part… Read More »2002 Vintage: Worst Actor
2002 Legacy: The Best Costume Design
Why did Moulin Rouge! sweep the style awards? Because Nicole Kidman in a corset is the official definition of “Cinematic Glamour.” Part of the 37… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Best Costume Design
2002 Legacy: The Bend It Like Beckham Fan
One, but they have to kick the bulb into the socket. Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2002 – The Heroic Glow archive. Historically… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Bend It Like Beckham Fan
2001 Vintage: The First Wikipedia Edit
What was the first thing a lawyer edited on Wikipedia? He added “Allegedly” to every single sentence in the history of the world. Part of… Read More »2001 Vintage: The First Wikipedia Edit
2000 Vintage: The Mikey
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is stuck in the ignition! Part of the 55 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Mikey