Why was the inner voice so dark? Because the “Hooded Kermit” reminded us that even during Christmas, our subconscious wants us to eat the whole box of chocolates.
Part of the 39 Christmas Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Upside Down” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: Deepfake Santas
Why are the kids so skeptical? Because after seeing ten differen...read more »
2023 Classic: Spare (Prince Harry)
Why was Uncle Jim sharing way too much personal information? Bec...read more »
36 Christmas Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Flossing” Edition
In 2018, Christmas was a bit "dusty." We were all mourning our fa...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Shogun Premiere
Why did the house feel so "feudal"? Because the show made us all...read more »
35 Christmas Jokes: The 2022 “Oscar Slaps & Wordle” Edition
In 2022, Christmas was a return to "normalcy," if you consider a ...read more »
39 Christmas Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s... 1999” Edition
In 1999, Christmas felt like the final level of a video game. We ...read more »
2025 Archive: Minecraft (The Movie)
Why is everything so "blocky"? Because Jack Black and Jason Momo...read more »
2024 Classic: Sora (AI Video)
Why were the home movies so weird? Because someone used AI to ge...read more »
2024 Vintage: Longlegs
Why was the atmosphere so creepy? Because Nicolas Cage made the ...read more »
39 Christmas Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Dark Knight” Edition
In 2008, Christmas was a clash between billionaire superheroes an...read more »
😜 More from category: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2010 Joke: Why Is Christmas Just
Why is Christmas just like another day at the office?
You do a...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Wrecking Balls” Edition
In 2013, Christmas was a frozen wasteland—and not just because of...read more »
2024 Archive: The "We Pray" (Coldplay) Effect
Why was the holiday so "uplifting"? Because Chris Martin convinc...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Ego-Free" New Year
Why is everyone so humble? Because 2025 was the year of "Radical...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!