Why did the UK vote to leave the EU in June? Because Nigel Farage and Boris Johnson promised that if they left, the UK would get £350 million a week, its own blue passports, and the ability to be lonely in its own language.
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Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
You got it, dude! Very funny.
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!