Accidentally typing a private message about Grandma’s new orthopedic compression socks directly onto a teenager’s public timeline under their high school prom photo. Part of… Read More »2011 Archive: The Facebook Wall Mistuncle
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in! Part of the 35 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2011 Royal… Read More »2011 Classic: The Police
Using a yellow wooden pencil to manually spin the plastic gears of an old country music tape that got mangled by the dashboard player’s teeth.… Read More »2010 Classic: The Cassette Ribbon Pencil Rescue
Why did the blonde try to use her new iPad as a cutting board? She heard it was the “thinnest tablet” and thought it was… Read More »2010 Archive: The First iPad
I asked if they cover ‘Swine Flu Anxiety.’ They said, “Only if you’re a pig.” Part of the 59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu… Read More »2009 Classic: The Insurance
“Fookin’ light bulbs!” Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2009 – The Blue Avatar Glow archive. Historically Verified
Why did the traveler find a disk in his bag? He didn’t; it was 2008, and he finally used it as a coaster for his… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Floppy Disk Final
The sanctuary platform featuring thick, deep-pile red carpeting that preserves the exact footprints of the altar servers for several hours after the service ends. Part… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Carpeted Altar Trackway
The ultimate lunchroom power move: opening a yellow plastic tray that allowed you to build your own cold turkey sub sandwich using stale miniature buns.… Read More »2007 Classic: The Lunchables Sub Sandwich Flex
A young usher causing a faint, rhythmic clicking sound down the main carpeted aisle because he forgot to lock the air valves on his basketball… Read More »2007 Legacy: The High-Top Valve Click
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