2020 Archive: The Knee

“It hurts when I stand up.” “Stop sitting on your couch for 18 hours straight.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Understanding where your best traits really come from.My doctor s...read more »

I asked for the latest weight-loss pill. The doctor said, "This o...read more »

I've been here so long that the 'New' drug is now 'Legacy Softwar...read more »

A revolutionary diet plan recommended by professionals.The doctor...read more »

I went to a 'Longevity Architect'. He told me my life is a "fixer...read more »

When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »

"Doctor, I want a second opinion." "Fine, I’ll ask my AI." "The A...read more »

Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »

A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »

"Steady as a surgeon’s." "Even with the 'Auto-Correct' enabled?"P...read more »

When the symptoms are staring you right in the face.The patient s...read more »

In 2016, the medical world faced a new epidemic: "augmented reali...read more »

In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »

"Doctor, I keep forgetting my 'Life-Cloud' login." "That’s okay, ...read more »

@Angelfire_User03/10/2009 11:06Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.

@Gopher_Explorer04/22/2015 11:21Deep in the menus and found this gem.

@Britney_Spears_Fan04/07/2010 08:55Oops, I laughed again!

@USB_Pioneer05/07/2003 01:31Plug and Play laughter!

@Salt_Bae_Original01/13/2003 18:37Sprinkling some humor on this archive.

@Best_Viewed_IE408/12/2008 11:34Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!