2017 Classic: The Mudbound
I told her I’m a farmer. She said, “You can’t even keep a cactus alive, Greg.” Part of the 62 Marriage Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget… Read More »2017 Classic: The Mudbound
I told her I’m a farmer. She said, “You can’t even keep a cactus alive, Greg.” Part of the 62 Marriage Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget… Read More »2017 Classic: The Mudbound
Why was the inner voice so dark? Because the “Hooded Kermit” reminded us that even during Christmas, our subconscious wants us to eat the whole… Read More »2016 Vintage: The “Evil Kermit” Meme
Why did the UK vote to leave the EU in June? Because Nigel Farage and Boris Johnson promised that if they left, the UK would… Read More »2016 Vintage: Brexit
Why was it so sharp? Because he realized that hosting the “White People’s Choice Awards” required him to be the funniest man on the planet… Read More »2016 Classic: The Chris Rock Monologue
Why did the blonde bring a car wax? She heard the video was “buffering.” Part of the 58 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2016 Archive archive.… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Buffer
I’m “leaping” into the smartphone age. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
Why? Because Kevin Spacey reminded everyone that you can now watch an entire season in your pajamas over one weekend. Part of the 38 Emmy… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Netflix “Binge-Watching” Joke
The parish secretary accidentally leaving her laptop screen open on the fellowship table, blasting a loud digital cow sound effect right in the middle of… Read More »2013 Legacy: The FarmVille Crop Interruption
Juicy J is on this. 2013 is a very “Trap-Pop” year. Part of the 65 Observational One-Liners: The 2013 Viral Vortex archive. Historically Verified
Why did the photo of the Obamas hugging go viral? Because after two years of campaign ads, Americans were just relieved to see two people… Read More »2012 Legacy: The “Four More Years” Tweet
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