My espresso has added vitamins, minerals, and “focus-enhancing” mushrooms. It tastes like a forest, but I’m very awake. Part of the 61 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2025 Legacy: The “Bio-Hacking” Coffee
Why was the host acting suspicious? Because he showed a video of the fireworks and everyone spent 20 minutes looking for a 6-fingered hand to… Read More »2024 Archive: The AI Video (Sora) Fear
Why was the White House confused? Because they spent years telling people to “Follow us on Twitter,” and now they have to tell people to… Read More »2023 Classic: The Twitter Rebrand to “X”
“I’m using a ‘Generative Scalpel’.” “What does that mean?” “It makes up the surgery as it goes along.” Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »2023 Archive: The Surgeon 2
One, but the bulb has to fit into the straw hole of their 40oz Quencher. Part of the 66 Light Bulb Jokes: 2023 – The… Read More »2023 Classic: The Stanley Tumbler Collector
Why did the English teacher look so completely panicked? Because a student turned in a flawless essay on Macbeth that used advanced college-level vocabulary, but… Read More »2023 Legacy: The ChatGPT Infiltration
I’m “peeling” great about the future of work. Part of the 123 Classic Punny One-Liners: The AI & Barbenheimer Edition (2023) archive. Historically Verified
“Doctor, I’m dying.” “As an AI, I cannot confirm that, but here is a list of popular funeral songs.” Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2023 Archive: The AI Bedside Manner 2
Why was the intern sad? He was told he was a “Knowledge Manager,” which meant he had to double-check if the cases ChatGPT cited actually… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Internship
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice cream “Go Maverick!” Part of the 45 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2022 Archive: The Ice Cream
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