Why was the White House confused? Because they spent years telling people to “Follow us on Twitter,” and now they have to tell people to “Check out our X,” which sounds like a very awkward conversation with an ex-partner.
Part of the 39 Presidential Jokes: The 2023 “AI Revolution & Indictment Summer” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
I see what you did there. Clever!