2023 Archive: The Surgeon 2

“I’m using a ‘Generative Scalpel’.” “What does that mean?” “It makes up the surgery as it goes along.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »

My doctor's AI is meaner than he is. It told me my cholesterol is...read more »

"Count backwards from ten." "Ten... nine... Silicon... Valley..."...read more »

In 2020, medical humor became a survival mechanism. The world tur...read more »

"You're stressed about 'The Upload'." "Will it hurt?" "Only your ...read more »

"Does this machine scan for 'Digital Corruption'?" "No, just norm...read more »

In 2001, medical humor evolved alongside high-speed internet and ...read more »

It’s just a treadmill that only works if you're mining crypto for...read more »

In 1996, medical humor evolved with the growing dominance of HMOs...read more »

A painful lesson in following the doctor's orders."Doctor, will I...read more »

In 2012, medical humor played on the contrast between high-tech s...read more »

"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »

"I'm the first surgeon to be 50% machine." "And 100% overpriced."...read more »

"Is this generic?" "It's so generic the bottle is just a holograp...read more »

@Zelda_Link04/05/2003 01:36It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.

@Keyboard_Cat_P02/04/2004 01:18Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).

@YouTube_Beta_User12/08/2002 17:07I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!

@David_After_Dent08/14/1995 07:32Is this real life? Or is it just funny?

@Tablet_User_1010/31/1998 03:49Tapping my way to a good mood.