Why did the principal look so strict during school picture day? Because half the boys in the soccer team showed up with hair so sharp and bleached it looked like a row of yellow plastic toothpicks.
Part of the 36 School & Teacher Jokes: The 1997 “Spice Girls, Tamagotchi Craze & AOL Instant Messenger” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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