2000 Vintage: The Mikey
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is stuck in the ignition! Part of the 55 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Mikey
2000 Archive: The Router
I’m a traveler. I’m just finding the best path. Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified
1998 Classic: The Dwayne
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the sink, it’s clogged! Part of the 33 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1998… Read More »1998 Classic: The Dwayne
1998 Legacy: The Weather Reporter
“Cloudy with a chance of burnt-out filaments.” Part of the 71 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1998 Legacy: The Armageddon Fear
Why was the passenger staring out the window? He’d seen Armageddon in the theater and was convinced every passing bird was a world-ending asteroid. Part of the… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Armageddon Fear
1997 Legacy: The Backstreet Boys
Why were they “Back”? Because in 1997, we forgot they had ever left, as long as they kept wearing matching white outfits in the rain.… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Backstreet Boys
1997 Legacy: The Lost World (Jurassic Park)
Why were the dinosaurs in San Diego? Because even a T-Rex wanted to see what all the fuss about the Macarena was about before it… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Lost World (Jurassic Park)
1997 Archive: The Frosted Tips Penalty
Why did the principal look so strict during school picture day? Because half the boys in the soccer team showed up with hair so sharp… Read More »1997 Archive: The Frosted Tips Penalty
1997 Vintage: The Shag Carpet Static Shock
Generating enough electrical voltage by shuffling slippers across a thick gold carpet to cause a visible spark when reaching for the metal living room doorknob.… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Shag Carpet Static Shock
1996 Classic: The B-2 Spirit “Publicity Tour”
Why did the Air Force show off the Stealth Bomber? To justify the fact that each plane cost more than the GDP of a small… Read More »1996 Classic: The B-2 Spirit “Publicity Tour”