1998 Classic: The Dwayne

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the sink, it’s clogged!

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@MIRC_Operator01/24/2009 00:46/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.

@Dreamcast_Gamer06/01/1998 12:33Thinking is definitely funny today.

@Doom_Marines11/05/2013 09:10Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!

@BitTorrent_0101/04/1996 13:12Seeding this joke for everyone else.

@Sixteen_Candles08/24/2003 11:15I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!

@Warcraft_Orc11/03/2009 10:36Work, work... and laugh, laugh!