Why were they “Back”? Because in 1997, we forgot they had ever left, as long as they kept wearing matching white outfits in the rain.
Part of the 34 Celebrity Jokes: The 1997 “Near, Far, Wherever You Are” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I want it that way... the funny way!
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My joke just digivolved into a better one!
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
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I facepalmed and then I laughed.