A guy says his PS2 is his best friend. The bartender says, “At least it doesn’t talk back.”
Part of the 69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Giraffe Problem
Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »
The Past Tense
Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »
2024 Archive: The Twisters
A guy walks in and says, "You don't face a storm, you ride it!" ...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
In 2016, the bar was no longer a sanctuary from the internet; it ...read more »
2024 Archive: The Brainrot
A guy walks in and says, "That beer is 'skibidi' and 'ohio'." Th...read more »
2024 Classic: The Dune
Part Two: A guy walks in wearing a stillsuit and riding a giant w...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Retro-Human
A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »
The Salt Shaker
Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »
2025 Classic: The ChatGPT-6
"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »
70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition
In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Analog Whiskey
A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »
The Dyslexic Entry
A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The No-Filter Friday
A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »
The Piano Player
A musical misunderstanding with a furry twist.A guy walks into a ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It really whips the llama's ass!
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
I should make a game about this joke.
Storing my laughs in the cloud.