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2003 Vintage: The “Cry Me a River” Drama

Why was Justin Timberlake so sad? Because he brought 2000s “sad-boy” energy to the beach, making us all rethink our denim-on-denim outfits.

Part of the 38 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2003 “Pirates & Puka Shells” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Surfer11/24/2015 07:32You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
@DialUp_Dreamer09/03/1995 06:03Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
@CoolSkater9806/06/2014 06:18Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
@Futurama_Bender08/30/2002 18:25Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
@Hercules_Xena11/25/1998 07:42By the gods, this is a funny one!
@Binary_Boy01/01/2004 03:2301001000 01000001 (HA!).
@Warcraft_Orc11/29/2015 12:20Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
@Stick_Death_Fan10/26/2007 06:12Brutally funny! Keep them coming.
@Viewer_Number_108/30/2013 04:25First! And it’s funny!

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