Why was Justin Timberlake so sad? Because he brought 2000s “sad-boy” energy to the beach, making us all rethink our denim-on-denim outfits.
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In 2003, Independence Day was all about the "Summer of the Sequel...read more »
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In 2012, Independence Day was a "Global Phenomenon." We were all ...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
By the gods, this is a funny one!
01001000 01000001 (HA!).
Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.
First! And it’s funny!