Why Roberto Benigni? For proving that “wooden” acting is literal when you’re playing Pinocchio at an age where you should be collecting a pension.
Part of the 39 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2002 “Swept Away, Pinocchio & Jedi Blues” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
128kbps of pure comedy gold.
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
Waddle on over and read this!
3D laughs are the best!
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.