2017 Legacy: Emmanuel Macron’s Victory
Why was the French election so “En Marche!”? Because Macron proved that if you’re young, charming, and create your own party from scratch, you can… Read More »2017 Legacy: Emmanuel Macron’s Victory
Why was the French election so “En Marche!”? Because Macron proved that if you’re young, charming, and create your own party from scratch, you can… Read More »2017 Legacy: Emmanuel Macron’s Victory
Why does a lawyer never use “Self-Checkout”? Because he believes “manual processing” is the only way to ensure the maximum fee. Part of the 47… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Professional Ego
The older board members staring in absolute confusion at the youth leader who wants to tweet the church updates, completely unable to comprehend how a… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Twitter Ministry Update
Why did it win Worst Screen Couple? Because Ben Affleck and Henry Cavill stopped fighting the second they realized their mothers shared a name—a plot… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Martha Moment
Bryce Dallas Howard just ran away from a T-Rex in stilettos. I can’t even walk to the kitchen in socks without slipping. Part of the… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Jurassic World Heels
Why were politicians jealous of Pluto? Because after being demoted and ignored for years, it finally got a $700 million visit and revealed it had… Read More »2015 Archive: The Pluto Flyby (New Horizons)
This pun is “shucking” high-definition. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
Why was the accountant laughing? Because Bitcoin dropped to $300 and he told the IT guy, “I told you it was a fad!” Part of… Read More »2014 Classic: The Bitcoin “Doom”
Why did the traveler look like a cartoon? Because everyone was posting those weird “Bitstrip” comics of their vacation instead of real photos. Part of… Read More »2013 Archive: The Bitstrip
Why was the price tag a secret? Because the transfer from Santos was so complicated it took a court case to figure out who actually… Read More »2013 Classic: The Neymar to Barcelona
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