2022 Classic: The Library

Why did the lawyer sue the library? For having “Free AI Access” that undermined his “Premium Intelligence Services.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2013, the legal world went viral. It was the year of "Selfie" ...read more »

A lawyer brought an "AI Empathy Detector" to court to prove the ...read more »

Time is money, especially when it’s someone else’s time.A lawyer ...read more »

A lawyer rejected a juror because the AI predicted their "honest...read more »

In 2025, "I think, therefore I bill" became the industry's offici...read more »

In 2016, the boundary between reality and digital life vanished. ...read more »

In 2005, the world became a stage, and every lawyer became a crit...read more »

A lawyer walked into court with a legal pad, just to intimidate ...read more »

In 2000, the "New Economy" met the "Old Reality." Lawyers spent t...read more »

Reading the fine print of an eternal agreement.The Devil told a l...read more »

In 2010, the legal world went "Retina Display." Lawyers stopped c...read more »

A lawyer was sued for "negligent prompting" after his AI-generat...read more »

Why did the robot associate quit? It realized that even with a p...read more »

A lawyer used the headset to see a "truth-meter" over the witnes...read more »

@Toy_Story_Woody12/30/1997 07:32There is a joke in my boot!

@White_Goodman_G12/16/2007 18:42We’re better than you, and we know it!

@Brennan_Huff_X02/13/1998 20:37I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.

@Scumbag_Steve_X04/23/1995 06:55Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.

@Runescape_Noob08/26/1999 14:40Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!

@Aliens_Guy_Hair01/04/2005 11:07I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!