2006 Archive: The Click Remote
Adam Sandler has a remote that can skip through life. I’d use it to skip every Tuesday afternoon until 2010. Part of the 78 Observational… Read More »2006 Archive: The Click Remote
2006 Archive: The High-Speed Internet Celebration
The parish secretary throwing a small party in the office because the new high-speed internet connection allows her to upload the weekly bulletin to the… Read More »2006 Archive: The High-Speed Internet Celebration
2006 Vintage: The Motorola KRZR
Why was the phone so skinny? Because Motorola decided that the RAZR wasn’t “narrow” enough for our hands. Part of the 65 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Motorola KRZR
2006 Archive: The Lupe Fiasco “Food & Liquor”
Why the skateboard? For the arrival of a rapper who proved you could be nerdy, skate, and still have the sharpest bars in Chicago. Part… Read More »2006 Archive: The Lupe Fiasco “Food & Liquor”
2005 Vintage: The “Fog” Remake
Why was it hit? For proving that some ghost stories are better left as “nothing but air.” Part of the 33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The… Read More »2005 Vintage: The “Fog” Remake
2005 Archive: The Robin
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the fridge for some soda! Part of the 41 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2005 Archive: The Robin
2005 Archive: The MRE “Vegetarian Omelet”
Why was it called a war crime? Because even the most desperate, starving insurgent wouldn’t touch it. Part of the 32 Military Jokes: The 2005… Read More »2005 Archive: The MRE “Vegetarian Omelet”
2005 Classic: The MP3
I’m “compressing” my life into a playlist. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2005 Archive: The Movie Ticket Bookmark
Opening a heavy pew Bible to look up a reference in the Old Testament and finding a glossy ticket stub from a summer screening of… Read More »2005 Archive: The Movie Ticket Bookmark
2005 Classic: The Moral Compass
Why did the lawyer’s compass point to Las Vegas? Because that’s where the “Tax Law Conference” (and the poker) was. Part of the 51 Lawyer… Read More »2005 Classic: The Moral Compass