2005 Vintage: The “Fog” Remake
Why was it hit? For proving that some ghost stories are better left as “nothing but air.” Part of the 33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The… Read More »2005 Vintage: The “Fog” Remake
2004 Legacy: Best Female Pop Vocal
Why “Beautiful”? Because Christina Aguilera reminded us that she’s the “Voice of a Generation” for a reason. Part of the 40 Grammy Jokes: The 2004… Read More »2004 Legacy: Best Female Pop Vocal
2004 Legacy: The National Treasure Fan
One, but the instructions are written in invisible ink on the back of the Declaration of Independence. Part of the 72 Light Bulb Jokes: 2004… Read More »2004 Legacy: The National Treasure Fan
2004 Vintage: The Wall
She doesn’t post on my Facebook Wall. She just stands next to the actual wall in my house and stares at me until I feel… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Wall
2003 Legacy: The Evanescence
“Bring me to life!” “I’ll bring you a coffee, that’s the best I can do.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2003 “In Da Club… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Evanescence
2002 Archive: The Grandchild Name Carousel
Listing the names of three different nieces, an old landlord, and the deceased family cat before successfully identifying the teenager standing right in front of… Read More »2002 Archive: The Grandchild Name Carousel
2002 Classic: The Wool
I’m a sheep. I’m just “baaa-d.” Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Legacy: The Bookmark
Why did the blonde put a post-it note on her monitor? She wanted to “bookmark” a site. Part of the 63 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Bookmark
2001 Vintage: The “Chocolate” Presence
Why was Chocolat nominated for Best Picture? To prove that Harvey Weinstein could even make a movie about fudge seem like a serious artistic achievement.… Read More »2001 Vintage: The “Chocolate” Presence
2001 Archive: The Windows XP Bliss
“My love life is like Windows XP.” “Stable?” “No, it constantly gives me a critical error and I have to restart everything.” Part of the 51 Adult… Read More »2001 Archive: The Windows XP Bliss