I’m a sheep. I’m just “baaa-d.”
Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
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Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
I clicked the button and it brought me here!
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.