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2016 Vintage: The Twitter Ministry Update

The older board members staring in absolute confusion at the youth leader who wants to tweet the church updates, completely unable to comprehend how a short message about a fish fry can help anyone’s spiritual life.

Part of the 38 Religious Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO, Cloud Streams & Smartwatch Bulletins” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Encarta_Explorer12/09/2006 17:21I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
@Myspace_First_Friend03/14/2012 07:26I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
@Coffee_Addict08/23/2008 15:08404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
@Neopets_Trader08/04/2011 13:12Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
@LonelyGirl15_F11/02/1998 17:24Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!

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