2005 Classic: The Moral Compass

Why did the lawyer’s compass point to Las Vegas? Because that’s where the “Tax Law Conference” (and the poker) was.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Blockbuster_Refugee09/22/2009 23:34Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.

@Shrek_Donkey12/14/1996 15:57And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!

@Brazil_Terry_G12/28/2006 15:00Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.

@He_Man_Power06/20/2012 20:44I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!

@Fat_Bastard_Get01/20/1998 04:30Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).

@Star_Wars_Kid11/05/2004 06:55I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!

@Smosh_Old_School02/06/2003 21:18Back when the internet was simple and funny.