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2017 Legacy: Emmanuel Macron’s Victory

Why was the French election so “En Marche!”? Because Macron proved that if you’re young, charming, and create your own party from scratch, you can defeat the old guard—and marry your high school teacher while you’re at it.

Part of the 36 Politicians Jokes: The 2017 “Inaugurations & Covfefe” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Politicians Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Charmed_Ones07/31/2009 05:12The power of three... laughs!
@Beverly_Hills_9021004/30/2002 11:15The coolest joke in the zip code.
@Hercules_Xena04/01/2015 15:38By the gods, this is a funny one!
@Optical_Mouse_9907/13/2012 20:17I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
@Ali_G_In_Da_H06/23/1996 01:12Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
@Orkut_Member_9903/25/2010 06:35A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
@Clans_Leader_9905/05/1996 12:26Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!
@Railgun_Sniper07/14/2014 01:39I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
@No_Way_Jose11/17/2008 13:49No way! That’s too much!
@Browser_War_V08/19/1996 20:32Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.

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