2021 Classic: The “Is It Cake?” Judge
One, but they’re terrified to touch the bulb in case it’s actually a vanilla sponge with fondant. Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2021… Read More »2021 Classic: The “Is It Cake?” Judge
2020 Legacy: The “Defund the Police” Debate
Why was this the most misunderstood slogan? Because half the people thought it meant “No more cops,” and the other half thought it meant “More… Read More »2020 Legacy: The “Defund the Police” Debate
2020 Classic: Ariana’s Cloud Dress
Why was Ariana Grande’s dress so huge? Because after the year she had, she needed enough tulle to act as a buffer between her and… Read More »2020 Classic: Ariana’s Cloud Dress
2020 Vintage: The Shia LaBeouf Appearance
Why was he there with Zack Gottsagen? To show that the “Peanut Butter Falcon” duo is the most wholesome friendship in Hollywood. Part of the… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Shia LaBeouf Appearance
2020 Archive: The Hazmat Suit Delivery
Why the whispers? Because the sight of a man in a full biological suit with tuxedo lapels waiting outside a celebrity’s house was the most… Read More »2020 Archive: The Hazmat Suit Delivery
2019 Vintage: The Window AC Jet Engine
The congregation completely losing the middle section of the sermon every time the massive, rattling window cooling unit kicks into its highest gear with a… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Window AC Jet Engine
2018 Vintage: The TikTok Takeover
Why was the receptionist filming herself pointing at floating text? She told the boss she was “optimizing the brand,” but she was really just a… Read More »2018 Vintage: The TikTok Takeover
2018 Classic: The Best Costume Design
Why did Phantom Thread win? Because Mark Bridges made dresses so beautiful that Daniel Day-Lewis actually decided to retire afterward. Part of the 42 Oscars… Read More »2018 Classic: The Best Costume Design
2018 Archive: The Saudi Arabia “Orb” Photo
Why was it so weird? Because it looked like three world leaders were trying to summon a genie to fix the oil prices. Part of… Read More »2018 Archive: The Saudi Arabia “Orb” Photo
2017 Legacy: Emmanuel Macron’s Victory
Why was the French election so “En Marche!”? Because Macron proved that if you’re young, charming, and create your own party from scratch, you can… Read More »2017 Legacy: Emmanuel Macron’s Victory