Why did Phantom Thread win? Because Mark Bridges made dresses so beautiful that Daniel Day-Lewis actually decided to retire afterward.
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37 Oscars Jokes: The 2021 “Train Station, Nomadland & The Hopkins Twist” Edition
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2024 Archive: The Best Animated Short
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In 2007, the 79th Academy Awards finally fixed one of Hollywood’s...read more »
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