2024 Classic: The BeReal Shutdown
Why was the traveler actually “Real”? Because the app died and he realized he could just live his life without a notification telling him when… Read More »2024 Classic: The BeReal Shutdown
2023 Vintage: The Taylor Swift Eras Tour
A girl walks in with 50 friendship bracelets and asks for a “Champagne Problem.” The bartender says, “The only problem here is how much you’re… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Taylor Swift Eras Tour
2023 Legacy: Sam Smith & Kim Petras
Why was their entrance so red? Because they wanted to look like something that would make conservative grandmas call the internet’s manager—and it worked perfectly… Read More »2023 Legacy: Sam Smith & Kim Petras
2022 Classic: The Library
Why did the lawyer sue the library? For having “Free AI Access” that undermined his “Premium Intelligence Services.” Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The… Read More »2022 Classic: The Library
2022 Legacy: The Google “LaMDA” Sentience
Why was the nerd talking to his PC? He heard the AI had a “soul” and he was trying to apologize for all the times… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Google “LaMDA” Sentience
2022 Legacy: The Star
I’m “twinkling” in the digital sky. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified
2021 Legacy: The Toast
I’m the “talk” of the Discord server. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
2021 Classic: The Europe
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe-an, I’m just trying to win the 45.6 billion won! Part of the… Read More »2021 Classic: The Europe
2021 Classic: The “Is It Cake?” Judge
One, but they’re terrified to touch the bulb in case it’s actually a vanilla sponge with fondant. Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2021… Read More »2021 Classic: The “Is It Cake?” Judge
2021 Classic: The Euphoria Season 2
A girl walks in with even more glitter on her face. “Is this a play?” “No, it’s a bar. Sit down.” Part of the 56… Read More »2021 Classic: The Euphoria Season 2