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2022 Legacy: The Google “LaMDA” Sentience

 Why was the nerd talking to his PC? He heard the AI had a “soul” and he was trying to apologize for all the times he called it a “piece of junk.”

Part of the 74 Office Groaners: The 2022 “ChatGPT & Wordle” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Work/Office Joke Archive (1995-2025)

The Email Signature
The ultimate way to show your status without saying a word.I chan...read more »
Boss: Do you believe in life...
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An old lady rushed into the...
An old lady rushed into the police department and claimed she was...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Laptop Heat
 Why was the desk smoking? Because the "Quantum Chip" was trying ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Wait, is the economy okay?" (Year 4)
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The Corporate Slang
Let’s circle back and touch base on this low-hanging fruit.If I h...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Office Password
 Why was it "ReloadSigma2025!"? Because the system needed a fresh...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Gmail "Mind-Write"
 Why did the clerk love it? "I didn't even think the words; the A...read more »
The Office Coffee
The dark liquid that keeps the corporate machine grinding.The off...read more »
The Commute Struggle
The journey that defines your mood for the next eight hours.My co...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Austin_Powers_Groovy12/03/2010 10:26Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
@Saved_By_The_Bell02/10/2012 01:05I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
@Courage_Dog09/08/2002 15:25The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
@Cal_Naughton_Jr07/21/2008 15:15The magic man... is laughing!
@Keyboard_Cat_P04/05/2007 05:40Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
@Leet_Speaker_7709/29/1999 04:167h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!

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