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2000 Classic: The Hungry Bear

 What do you call a bear with no teeth? A “gummy bear.”

Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive archive. Historically Verified

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@DialUp_Dreamer08/14/2000 05:46Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
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