I’m the “talk” of the Discord server.
Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally gnarly humor, dude!
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
What a feeling! (Being funny).
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!