Why was the price tag a secret? Because the transfer from Santos was so complicated it took a court case to figure out who actually got paid.
Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2013 “The King Retires & The Iron Man” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The "A-Rod" Timberwolves Saga
Why was the ownership still a mess? Because Alex Rodriguez and th...read more »
2025 Classic: The Ohtani Recovery
Why was the world’s most expensive arm back on the mound? Because...read more »
50 Sports Jokes: The 2020 “The Year the World Stood Still” Edition
In 2020, sports stopped, then returned in the strangest way possi...read more »
The Baseball Contract
Negotiating life one strike at a time.The baseball player spent t...read more »
The Archery Aim
Hitting the bullseye of comedy.I tried archery, but I had to quit...read more »
2025 Classic: The PGA vs. LIV "Peace" Deal
Why was the merger so slow? Because lawyers move slower than a Su...read more »
The NASCAR Speed
Turning left for four hours is a professional skill.Why did the N...read more »
49 Sports Jokes: The 2010 “Vuvuzelas & King's Decisions” Edition
In 2010, the sports world was loud—literally. Between the buzzing...read more »
The Tennis Racket
Serving up some classic court-side wit.Why are tennis players so ...read more »
45 Sports Jokes: The 1995 “I’m Back & Space Jam” Edition
In 1995, sports were physical, loud, and full of comebacks. MJ tr...read more »
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Why were the commercials still everywhere? Because Mahomes is the...read more »
2025 Classic: The Australian Open "Djokovic" Quest
Why was he still there at 37? Because Novak decided that 25 Slams...read more »
2025 Archive: The UFC "Conor" Return?
Why was the 2025 poster still "TBA"? Because we’ve been waiting f...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Cooper Flagg Debut
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
Is this real life? Or is it just funny?
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.
*Boom* - there goes my brain!