Why were politicians jealous of Pluto? Because after being demoted and ignored for years, it finally got a $700 million visit and revealed it had a giant “heart” on its surface—something most voters haven’t seen on a politician in decades.
Part of the 39 Politicians Jokes: The 2015 “Escalators & Emissions” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.