2016 Vintage: The Camera
I’m “focusing” on the AR mode. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Archive: The Rise of ISIS
Why was the “Junior Varsity” comment the biggest tactical oops of 2014? Because the Pentagon realized that the “JV Team” had just conquered half of… Read More »2014 Archive: The Rise of ISIS
2014 Classic: The Lab Rat (14 Edition)
Why did scientists use lawyers for a “Smart Device” study? Because the lawyers tried to “Terms of Service” the maze before entering it. Part of… Read More »2014 Classic: The Lab Rat (14 Edition)
2013 Archive: The Launch of “Lorde”
Why were we “Royals”? Because a 16-year-old from New Zealand arrived to tell us that we’ll never be part of that “cadillac” lifestyle, and we… Read More »2013 Archive: The Launch of “Lorde”
2010 Vintage: The Mustache
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you to hurry up! Part of the 50 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Mustache
2010 Legacy: The Kickstarter Launch
Why did the lawyer love Kickstarter? It was the first time people raised money for projects specifically so they could afford to sue the people… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Kickstarter Launch
2010 Legacy: The Emo Style Finale
The final evolution of the alternative trend where kids traded their baggy cargo pants for super-skinny jeans that made it physically difficult to sit down… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Emo Style Finale
2009 Archive: The District 9 Realism
Aliens arrived, but instead of blowing up the White House, they just moved into a slum and started liking cat food. Most realistic sci-fi ever.… Read More »2009 Archive: The District 9 Realism
2009 Archive: The Justin Bieber “My World” Launch
Why the “One Time”? For the arrival of a 15-year-old from YouTube with a haircut that would change the hair industry forever. Part of the… Read More »2009 Archive: The Justin Bieber “My World” Launch
2009 Archive: The 500 Days of Summer
“I’m in an indie romance!” “No, you’re just a guy who wears cardigans and listens to The Smiths while staring out the window.” Part of the 52… Read More »2009 Archive: The 500 Days of Summer