“I’m in an indie romance!” “No, you’re just a guy who wears cardigans and listens to The Smiths while staring out the window.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2009 “Blue People & Bad Decisions” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The GTA VI Map
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54 Adult Jokes: The 2002 “Web-Slinging & Reality Bites” Edition
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2025 Legacy: The 2025 Phone
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54 Adult Jokes: The 2008 “Superhero Peak & Economic Leak” Edition
In 2008, adult humor was a survival mechanism. If you weren't jok...read more »
2025 Archive: The 2025 Dating
"I'm using an AI wingman!" "Did he help?" "He told me to be 'dem...read more »
The Anniversary Card
Finding the right words for a decade of chaos.The card said, "To ...read more »
2025 Classic: The 2025 Grocery Trip
"I found a carton of eggs for under $10!" "It's a Christmas mira...read more »
The Doctor’s Advice
Medical recommendations for a better love life.The doctor told me...read more »
The Hidden Snack Stash
A secret treasure map only she knows by heart.My kids think I don...read more »
2025 Archive: The Ballerina (John Wick)
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Working out for the wrong reasons, but with the right energy.I on...read more »
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In 2025, adult humor reached the "Pre-Release" phase. If you were...read more »
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In 2007, adult humor evolved. We stopped "poking" people on Faceb...read more »
2025 Archive: The Knives Out 3
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!