2025 Vintage: The “Subscription” Gravy
Why was the sauce “locked” in the boat? Because the “Gravy-as-a-Service” app detected that we exceeded our monthly “pour-limit” and needed an upgrade to the… Read More »2025 Vintage: The “Subscription” Gravy
2024 Archive: The Texas Rangers “Hangover”
Why did the champions miss the playoffs? Because winning the World Series is so exhausting that in 2024 they decided to just watch it on… Read More »2024 Archive: The Texas Rangers “Hangover”
2024 Classic: The Netflix Price Hike (Again)
I told her we should cancel. She said, “I need my Bridgerton S3, Greg. Pay the bill or sleep in the yard.” Part of the 60 Marriage… Read More »2024 Classic: The Netflix Price Hike (Again)
2024 Legacy: The Nintendo Switch 2 Rumors
Why was the gamer/clerk so twitchy? “It’s coming! Any day now! I can feel the joy-cons!” Part of the 84 Office Groaners: The 2024 “Spatial… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Nintendo Switch 2 Rumors
2022 Classic: The “Will Smith Slap” Diplomacy
Why did D.C. study the Oscars? To see if “Hitting someone on stage” was a viable new strategy for the next State of the Union… Read More »2022 Classic: The “Will Smith Slap” Diplomacy
2022 Classic: The Crypto Winter
Why was 2022 “cold” for lawyers? Because when the exchanges froze, the only thing that stayed liquid was the legal fees for the bankruptcy filings.… Read More »2022 Classic: The Crypto Winter
2021 Archive: The Keyboard
I’m “typing” my way through the Great Resignation. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
2021 Legacy: The Prescription
“I can’t read this.” “That’s because it’s a link to a ‘Meditation’ playlist.” Part of the 64 Doctor Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine Race & Hybrid… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Prescription
2020 Legacy: The Unorthodox Surprise
Why win for Directing? For proving that escaping Brooklyn for Berlin was the year’s most gripping thriller. Part of the 37 Emmy Awards Jokes: The… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Unorthodox Surprise
2020 Vintage: The Hamilton Craze
“I’m not throwing away my shot!” “Good, because that’s the only ‘shot’ you’re getting until the vaccine comes out in 14 months.” Part of the 52 Adult… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Hamilton Craze