Why was 2002 the year of “First Dibs”? Because the U.S. decided that if you look like you’re thinking about a fight, they’re allowed to finish it before you even start the car.
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The last city on Earth loves this one!
That was intense... and funny!
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
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Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!