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2002 Archive: The Pre-emptive Strike Doctrine

Why was 2002 the year of “First Dibs”? Because the U.S. decided that if you look like you’re thinking about a fight, they’re allowed to finish it before you even start the car.

Part of the 32 Politicians Jokes: The 2002 “Axis of Evil & Euro Bills” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Sion_Partier09/02/2001 20:53The last city on Earth loves this one!
@Requiem_Dreamer02/16/2000 01:50That was intense... and funny!
@Orange_Mocha_F11/06/2009 15:04Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
@Technorati_Tag01/31/2005 09:54Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
@Frag_Master_9903/22/2014 08:29Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!

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