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1995 Vintage: Gwyneth Paltrow

 Why was everyone talking about her? Because in 1995, being Brad Pitt’s girlfriend was more prestigious than having a PhD in quantum physics.

Part of the 41 Celebrity Jokes: The 1995 “Red Carpet & Rhinestones” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Net_Addict_200011/18/2005 14:36My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
@Student_Life_0105/31/2007 09:51Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
@Courage_Dog05/14/2006 07:39The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
@Shagadelic_9708/11/2003 01:20This joke is very shagadelic, man!
@Tina_Eat_Food04/30/2006 12:23Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
@Flickr_User_0402/01/2010 16:27A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
@Joe_Cartoon_G10/23/2003 01:45Press the button for more humor!
@Last_Commenter08/27/2014 19:58Saving the best laugh for last!

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