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2024 Archive: The Texas Rangers “Hangover”

Why did the champions miss the playoffs? Because winning the World Series is so exhausting that in 2024 they decided to just watch it on TV like everyone else.

Part of the 49 Sports Jokes: The 2024 “Parisian Spark & The Chiefs Empire” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@BBS_Veteran11/28/2014 05:27Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
@Kazaa_Leecher09/11/2003 18:30I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
@Butthead_Uhhh10/26/2008 19:15Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
@Top_Gun_Maverick06/09/2012 14:19I feel the need... the need for comedy!
@Footloose_Ren03/29/2001 09:11Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
@Beanie_Campbell11/05/2012 13:04True friendship is sharing a good joke.
@Grinds_My_Gears07/06/2009 08:04You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
@Pwnage_King01/07/2003 14:31Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
@Fred_Channel_0607/10/2012 16:40HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!
@Mobile_Web_0108/22/2015 06:42Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!

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