1998 Classic: The Tank
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for being a 90s kid! Part of the 33 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »1998 Classic: The Tank
1998 Vintage: The Randy Johnson Trade
Why was Houston scary for a minute? Because the “Big Unit” moved to the Astros and started throwing 100mph fastballs that looked like aspirin tablets.… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Randy Johnson Trade
1997 Archive: The Pilot
“Cabin crew, prepare for illumination.” Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1997 Classic: The Magazine
She reads Good Housekeeping and treats it like a list of my failures. Part of the 68 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »1997 Classic: The Magazine
1997 Classic: The Workstation Power
Why did the engineer need a special chair? To handle the “G-force” of his new 200MHz processor. Part of the 64 Office Groaners: The 1997… Read More »1997 Classic: The Workstation Power
1996 Legacy: The Sublime Self-Titled Tragedy
Why was this album so bittersweet? Because it became the soundtrack to every summer bonfire, even though Bradley Nowell didn’t live to see “Santeria” become… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Sublime Self-Titled Tragedy
1995 Archive: Congo’s Mechanical Gorilla
Why was this movie nominated? Because when the most convincing performance in your film is given by a guy in a rubber ape suit, you… Read More »1995 Archive: Congo’s Mechanical Gorilla
1995 Archive: The Mall Map
“You Are Here” is more than a location; it’s a reminder that you’ve been in this air-conditioned maze for six hours. Part of the 60… Read More »1995 Archive: The Mall Map
1995 Vintage: Gwyneth Paltrow
Why was everyone talking about her? Because in 1995, being Brad Pitt’s girlfriend was more prestigious than having a PhD in quantum physics. Part of… Read More »1995 Vintage: Gwyneth Paltrow
1995 Classic: The Devil’s Deal
Why did the devil refuse to take the lawyer’s soul? He didn’t want the competition in the legal department. Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »1995 Classic: The Devil’s Deal