2002 Legacy: The 2002 Final Razzie Vibe
Why was it a landmark? Because it was the year of the “Pop Star Apocalypse,” where the music industry and the film industry collided, and… Read More »2002 Legacy: The 2002 Final Razzie Vibe
2002 Legacy: The Retainer Fee
Why did the lawyer call it a “SOX Retainer”? Because it was designed to protect the client’s socks (and everything else they owned). Part of… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Retainer Fee
2002 Classic: The Harry Potter & Sports
Why were kids confused? Because Quidditch wasn’t in the Olympics, but 2002 was the year we realized sports fans were just as nerdy as wizards.… Read More »2002 Classic: The Harry Potter & Sports
2001 Classic: The Task Manager
Why was it the most used tool? Because in 2001, “End Task” was the only way to end a bad day. Part of the 79… Read More »2001 Classic: The Task Manager
2001 Classic: The Pharmacy
“Is this the latest medicine?” “Yes, it was released this morning. By this afternoon, there will be a patch for the side effects.” Part of… Read More »2001 Classic: The Pharmacy
2000 Legacy: The Road Trip
“Let’s go on a road trip!” “Like the movie?” “Yeah, where we lose our map, our dignity, and our mutual respect by the time we reach Ohio.”… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Road Trip
2000 Archive: Worst Picture
Why Battlefield Earth? Because it’s the only movie that makes the end of the world look like an upgrade. Part of the 40 Razzie Awards Jokes:… Read More »2000 Archive: Worst Picture
2000 Legacy: The Baha Men
“Who Let the Dogs Out?” My wife: “I did, and while you’re out there, pick up the yard.” Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Baha Men
1998 Classic: The Tank
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for being a 90s kid! Part of the 33 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »1998 Classic: The Tank
1998 Archive: The Screw
I’m a mechanic. I’m just tightening things up. Part of the 73 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified