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2002 Classic: The Harry Potter & Sports

Why were kids confused? Because Quidditch wasn’t in the Olympics, but 2002 was the year we realized sports fans were just as nerdy as wizards.

Part of the 52 Sports Jokes: The 2002 “Winter Wonders & Brazilian Magic” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Home_Alone_Kevin04/15/1997 17:14Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
@Pentium_Power07/04/2007 17:33My processor can barely handle this much humor!
@Firewire_Fan04/21/2006 10:37Transferring laughs at high speeds.
@Fight_Club_Member03/18/1995 02:50I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
@Jesus_Quintana10/05/2009 04:13Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
@Brick_Tamland_L01/21/2000 05:22I love lamp. And I love this joke.
@Chocolate_Rain08/29/2004 07:35I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
@Trololo_Man_7002/06/1997 21:18Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
@Me_Gusta_Face06/23/2008 08:39Me Gusta this joke. Very much.
@Dark_Web_Joker04/15/2014 23:34Found this on the deep end of the net.

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