1998 Archive: The Screw

I’m a mechanic. I’m just tightening things up.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "writing" the reload.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

I’m "working" on my digital legacy.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "inking" about 3D-printing a vacation.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "hardened."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

I’m "pressing" the button to return to Earth.Part of the 124 Cla...read more »

I sent a postcard from the Red Planet. It was a "space"-y messag...read more »

I’m "jamming" to the sound of 2025.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

Welcome to 1997 – the year of Titanic, the birth of the firs...read more »

2024 is the year we stopped asking "Is it real?" and started aski...read more »

I’m "settling."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

I’m "concentrating" on being real.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "sharing" my consciousness.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

2018 was the year of the "Victory Royale" and the "Emotional Dama...read more »

I’m "shore."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full R...read more »

@Diablo_Cow_Level01/29/2003 08:06There is no cow level, but there is this joke!

@Pikachu_Fan_8802/27/1998 12:07Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!

@Saved_By_The_Bell01/04/2004 20:45I am so excited! I am so... laughing!

@Nsync_Justin06/06/1998 16:44Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!

@Lion_King_Pumbaa11/16/2006 18:34They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!

@Hackers_Movie_Fan03/26/2003 22:41Hack the planet! And read the jokes!

@Limp_Bizkit_Fan11/10/2009 08:20Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!