The head pastor officially ordering the technical volunteers to stop using the “shatter,” “checkerboard,” and “spiral” text animations on the scripture projection screens, claiming it makes the readings look like a retro arcade game.
Part of the 39 Religious Jokes: The 2019 “Wireless Streaming, Smart Pews & Modern Fellowship” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
34 Religious Jokes: The 2000 “Y2K Relief, Nokia Ringtones & Translucent iMacs” Edition
In 2000, church life entered the new millennium with a massive si...read more »
2025 Classic: The Sunday Coupon Swap
A small group of senior parishioners starting a private messaging...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Glass Sermon Freeze
Watching the tech-savvy young assistant pastor attempt to read hi...read more »
2024 Archive: The Cloud Storage Scare
The parish clerk falling into a panic because she cannot understa...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Movie Ticket Bookmark
Opening a heavy liturgical book to verify a reading and finding a...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Group Chat Notification Flood
A deacon's phone vibrating continuously seventy times during the ...read more »
35 Religious Jokes: The 2003 “Flip Phones, iPod Ministry & Khaki Sunday Schools” Edition
In 2003, church life was confidently striding into the digital er...read more »
2025 Classic: The Puffy Jacket Pew Wedge
A teenager wearing an oversized, swishing nylon winter jacket get...read more »
36 Religious Jokes: The 2005 “Podcasting Pastors, Myspace Ministries & Razr Phone Blessings” Edition
In 2005, church life was undergoing a full-scale digital transfor...read more »
2024 Vintage: The QR Matrix Overlap
An elderly parishioner attempting to scan a matrix code sticker o...read more »
😜 More from category: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Wikipedia Sermon Dispute
A financial board member trying to prove a historical error to th...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 4K Wireless Casting Nightmare
The Sunday School teacher spending half the class trying to wirel...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Neon Paper Financial Summary
Printing the annual parish deficit summary on bright, fluorescent...read more »
2024 Archive: The Vertical Video Sermon Crisis
The youth ministry leaders attempting to record a prayer challeng...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
You must construct additional laughs!
The history of humor in one post.