“Is this the latest medicine?” “Yes, it was released this morning. By this afternoon, there will be a patch for the side effects.”
Part of the 64 Doctor Jokes: The 2001 “Stem Cells & Space Odyssey” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
55 Doctor Jokes: The 1996 “Managed Care & Medical Dramas” Edition
In 1996, medical humor evolved with the growing dominance of HMOs...read more »
The Final Checkup
Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Cloud Death
"Doctor, I'm dying." "Don't worry, we’ve already backed you up to...read more »
61 Doctor Jokes: The 2023 “AI Boom & ChatGPT Diagnosis” Edition
In 2023, medical humor focused on the battle between human expert...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Diet 2
"I'm eating 'Synthesized Protein'." "So... fake meat?" "No, it's ...read more »
73 Doctor Jokes: The 2020 “Global Pandemic & Zoom Fatigue” Edition
In 2020, medical humor became a survival mechanism. The world tur...read more »
The Apple Myth
Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »
2025 Classic: The Doctor's AI
My doctor's AI is meaner than he is. It told me my cholesterol is...read more »
The Memory Pill
A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Surgeon’s Ego
"I'm the first surgeon to be 50% machine." "And 100% overpriced."...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu & Bitcoin Genesis” Edition
In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »
The Hospital Food
A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster.I as...read more »
2025 Classic: The Pharmacy Wait 2
I've been here so long that the 'New' drug is now 'Legacy Softwar...read more »
64 Doctor Jokes: The 2001 “Stem Cells & Space Odyssey” Edition
In 2001, medical humor evolved alongside high-speed internet and ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
To infinity and beyond hilarious!
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
What is this? A joke for ants?
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
More capacity for humor on this site!
Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
Tapping my way to a good mood.
First! And it’s funny!