2004 Vintage: The JetBlue Snacks
Why was the passenger so happy? Because the airline gave him blue potato chips and he felt like he was dining at a 5-star restaurant.… Read More »2004 Vintage: The JetBlue Snacks
2004 Legacy: The Vacuum
She says our vacuum is “pretending to be tired.” Part of the 56 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Flip Phone” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2003 Vintage: The Trash Can
I’m “recycling” my old posts. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Archive: The Dentist
“You have a cavity.” “Can I pay for it in ‘Experience Points’?” Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2003 “SARS Scare & Digital Charts”… Read More »2003 Archive: The Dentist
2003 Vintage: Justin Timberlake
Why was the table so “Justified”? Because JT went solo, and everyone was trying to do the “Rock Your Body” dance while passing the rolls.… Read More »2003 Vintage: Justin Timberlake
2002 Vintage: The Best Original Screenplay
Why did Gosford Park win? Because Julian Fellowes proved that British people being mean to each other in a big house is a timeless cinematic… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Best Original Screenplay
2002 Legacy: The 2002 Final Razzie Vibe
Why was it a landmark? Because it was the year of the “Pop Star Apocalypse,” where the music industry and the film industry collided, and… Read More »2002 Legacy: The 2002 Final Razzie Vibe
2002 Legacy: The Transporter
“I have three rules.” “Is one of them ‘don’t forget to take out the trash‘?” “No… but it should be.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes:… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Transporter
2002 Legacy: The Retainer Fee
Why did the lawyer call it a “SOX Retainer”? Because it was designed to protect the client’s socks (and everything else they owned). Part of… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Retainer Fee
2002 Classic: The Harry Potter & Sports
Why were kids confused? Because Quidditch wasn’t in the Olympics, but 2002 was the year we realized sports fans were just as nerdy as wizards.… Read More »2002 Classic: The Harry Potter & Sports