“I have three rules.” “Is one of them ‘don’t forget to take out the trash‘?” “No… but it should be.”
Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2002 “Web-Slinging & Reality Bites” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Anniversary Surprise
Planning a night to remember that ended in a nap.I bought my wife...read more »
2025 Classic: The 2025 Movie Theater
"It's $25 for a ticket!" "Does it include a seat?" "No, but you ...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2012 “Pre-Apocalypse & Invisible Horse” Edition
In 2012, we were living on borrowed time (thanks to the Mayans). ...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 1998 “Beret, Cigar & Blue Dress” Edition
In 1998, adult humor was purely political and deeply personal. It...read more »
The Romantic Getaway
A weekend for two that felt like a comedy of errors.We went to a ...read more »
2025 Classic: The 2025 Grocery Trip
"I found a carton of eggs for under $10!" "It's a Christmas mira...read more »
2025 Classic: The New Year's 2026 Resolution
"My resolution is to actually play GTA VI... and maybe learn the...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Wednesday Season 2 Part 2
"I'm leaning into my dark side." "Your 'dark side' is just you f...read more »
The First Date Honesty
When you decide to skip the small talk and go for the truth.On ou...read more »
2025 Archive: The Blade Reboot Delay
"I'm a vampire hunter!" "You've been 'waiting for the right mome...read more »
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54 Adult Jokes: The 2017 “Luxury Fails & Salty Vibes” Edition
In 2017, adult humor was a mix of watching rich people fail and t...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Broken Internets” Edition
In 2014, adult humor was as cold as a bucket of ice and as thirst...read more »
The Mid-Life Crisis
Buying a sports car to outrun your responsibilities.I bought a re...read more »
The Cooking Lesson
Turning the heat up in the kitchen and the bedroom.I told my wife...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
Bloody brilliant, mate!
Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
The best thing since version 1.0!
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.
Taking a photo of me laughing!