2003 Archive: The Dentist

“You have a cavity.” “Can I pay for it in ‘Experience Points’?”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1997, the medical world was bracing for the "Y2K bug," wonderi...read more »

In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »

"I'm on the 'Data-Sync Diet'. I only eat what my AI says my gut b...read more »

"Doctor, I’m falling in love with my operating system." "Standard...read more »

"I can't hear anything." "That’s because you have 'Selective Neur...read more »

A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »

I've been here so long that the 'New' drug is now 'Legacy Softwar...read more »

In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »

When the symptoms are staring you right in the face.The patient s...read more »

In 2018, medical humor focused on the "Battle Royale" of daily li...read more »

In 2025, medical humor is dominated by the "Silicon Bedside Manne...read more »

In 2023, medical humor focused on the battle between human expert...read more »

In 2024, medical humor reached a state of "Spatial Absurdity." If...read more »

"You stop breathing." "I’m just 'Stand-by' mode to save power."Pa...read more »

@Pixel_Addict05/31/2000 12:15LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.

@Forrest_Gump_Running01/19/1996 19:14Laughing is as laughing does.

@Harry_Potter_Ron11/07/2001 14:51Bloody brilliant, mate!

@Animorphs_X05/21/2003 16:19I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!

@Blue_Your_My_Boy04/24/2005 08:16You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!

@Annoying_Orange05/24/2014 08:19Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!