Why was the table so “Justified”? Because JT went solo, and everyone was trying to do the “Rock Your Body” dance while passing the rolls.
Part of the 34 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & MySpace” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: Skibidi Toilet
Why were the adults so confused? Because the kids kept calling th...read more »
2025 Classic: Vertical Farming
Why was the salad still growing? Because the centerpiece was a "H...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2006 “Wii Sports & Pluto’s Demotion” Edition
In 2006, Thanksgiving was a full-body workout thanks to Nintendo,...read more »
2023 Archive: Asteroid City
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2025 Classic: Autonomous Delivery Drones
Why was there a swarm of drones in the yard? Because Mom forgot t...read more »
2025 Legacy: Holographic Grandparents
Why was Grandpa flickering? Because he couldn't make the trip, so...read more »
2016 Joke: Why Did The Turkey
Why did the turkey join a band on Thanksgiving? Because he had th...read more »
1997 Joke: During Thanksgiving Dinner The
During Thanksgiving dinner, the mother asked her son, “What are y...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Drumsticks” Edition
In 1995, Thanksgiving was a battlefield between the analog past a...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Robot Waiter (Cyber-Butler)
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38 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2004 “Napoleon Dynamite & TheFacebook” Edition
In 2004, Thanksgiving was about voting for Pedro, checking your f...read more »
2016 Joke: What Did The Cranberry
What did the cranberry sauce say to the turkey on Thanksgiving mo...read more »
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In 2007, Thanksgiving was a transition from the "click" of a Razr...read more »
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Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
Laughing in slow motion right now!
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
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A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
Good game, well played. This is a winner.
I’ll mention this in my next episode!