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2003 Vintage: The Trash Can

 I’m “recycling” my old posts.

Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified

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@Doom_Marines03/29/2001 06:11Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
@Mean_Girls_Regina01/19/2014 15:54Get in loser, we are going laughing!
@RoboCop_9004/04/1997 20:49Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
@Tina_Eat_Food04/15/2011 17:13Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
@Map_Maker_X07/02/2001 14:02The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
@Ultima_Online_V01/07/2003 13:18Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?

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