Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you to hurry up!
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
*Boom* - there goes my brain!